If you want to attempt something that requires a DM to step in and play the environment, please send a
brief PM detailing your desires to a DM. You can find our contact information
here!
You are free to suggest what you aim for in terms of consequences or results, but you should not think that a DM will be running a pre-determined screenplay for you. That is very boring, and just not what RP or DnD is about.
You can also send IC letters to NPCs in this way.
Enjoy!