*Ukre spams the surface cities of Amia with the following poorly-written notices, advertising the Bendir Dale Adventurer's Fund.*
'ey y'all good folk o' this isle o' Amia!,
Are ya a young, buddin' venturer lookin' ta git a'ead early in yer career? A buddin' hin, dorf, nome, fey er uther rite-siz'd venturer ta be pruh-sise? Do ya wanna yooz yer venturin' ta 'elp uther folk out buhsides yerself an' give back ta a wurthy com-yoonitty? Well then, why dun't ya think on movin' ta Bendir Dale an' signin' up fer tha Bendir Dale Venturin' Fund! If'n ya git accept'd, ya cen git grant'd up ta 20,000 in gold pieces er gear ta git start'd on yer questin' an' such! Ya cen also be earnin' mer gold er speshul gear once ya done sign'd up, fer good wurks dun.
All ya gotta do is sign a lil slip o' paper promisin' ta put back sum money inta the fund later on in yer venturin' life, when ya made yerself plenty o' gold (wit' our 'elp o' course). Get a jump start wit' er do-nayshuns an' also er expert venturin' ad-vise. Know that yer venturin' be fer a good cause in tha end, ta 'elp out a town o' yer fella right-siz'd folk. Come on down ta tha Town Hall in Bendir Dale ta look inta res-densy an' check out tha rules an' such fer tha fund. Then speak ta me, Ukre Cobcruncher, er ma bruther Okra bout gettin' sign'd up. Sign up taday, ta make a duh-zishun that be best fer bof yerself an' yer new com-yoonitty. Ya wun't ruh-gret it, I give ya ma word.
-Ukre Cobcruncher
P.S. We also takin' do-nayshuns o' course, frum folk a'ready wealthy an' wanna support this cause. Look fer me er ma bruther also, if'n yer int'rest'd in makin' a do-nayshun o' gold er gear. Ev'ry lil bit counts!
//OOC: Thread listing the public registers for this fund presently here:
http://www.amiaworld.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=33320 //
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