'ey y'all!
Back by pop'lar duh-mand, it's tha un an' unly Bareknuckle Brawl! Ev'ry day startin' tanite, yer fave-rit marshal art master, me, Ukre, gunna be 'ostin' a brawl at Miss Johanna Hardingdale's 'istronic 'arly-kwinn 'aunt. Come an' check out tha site o' tha upcomin' 'arly-kwinns per-form-ants up until this week-end, an' stay fer tha brawl affer too. Also, be sher ta bring ya gold fer do-nayshuns if'n ya like tha brawl, cuz all pro-seeds be goin' ta tha Bendir Dale venturer's fund an' tha Bendir Dale expansion fund. See ex-c'itin' ath-letik comp-tishun, support yer fave-rite town, an' enjoy some good ol' fashion fun curtsy o' tha ;arly-kwinns .'Member, tha's ev'ry nite till this weekend an' then affer tha big 'arly-kwinn show that nite too!*
-Ukre Cobcruncher
//*At around 7pm or so PST, which is GMT -8. The Harlequin Haunt is on the road with the orcs north of Cordor, on the frontier.//
//Apparently, there's lots of demand for this, so I'm going to try bringing it back, however, let me just say that the purpose of the brawl is simply to have some wacky fun and give some athletic RP opportunities. If people start taking it way too seriously again, and nitpicking me about every possible flaw in regards to balance (which is absurd in DnD as you'd never be in a real fight with no arms, armor, items, magic, special moves, or gear anyway) I'm going to can it again.//
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