*The following unsigned posters can be seen hanging around the Amian settlements.*
Quote:
Dear folks of the island of Amia!
The greatest artists of the island are presenting a fabulous and revealing Calendar for the year 1385!
The Ladies of the Oakmist vale are now revealing their true and wild nature! A catdruid queen, A fey, a wolf, a fluffy and other beauties!
The Ladies of the fair folk are presenting their unmatched beauty! A Captain and the Councilor will provide exclusive angles! A former councilor who who provides exclusive insight on how did she regain the colors of the summer!
The Ladies of Kohlingen will now provide a new meaning of a helping hand and transparency! Who wouldn't want to see the beauty under the conservative looks!
Past and present Lady Warlords of the War Knights are now revealing the avant-garde removal of various armor types! Practical and luring at the same time!
The Mayor of Bendir Dale will show what else is pink!
In the grim lands of Ruathym a Lady lets us play with flames and shadows! An admiral will finally abandon her shorts! A Lady of a wolf house will show how pale and nimble she is! Other blondie, red and ginger servants will reveal the virtues of the northwomen!
In Wharftown a shamaness will offer us more than just spiritual insight! A blondie warrior will show us how she looks when she is not mysterious!
Shady, wild and dangerous. Iim'mur'ss will now provide insight to her mysterious beauty.
One drow is more than enough but two is even better. Phrae and Tana are now inviting us to see the true nature of the drow.
Preorder now and bring these beauties to your home! Leave word in any of the inns for the name "Calendar 1385". It is convenient just to make your life easier!
_________________ Lord Hector Sylgerand Glendil Fettian, the black bard
The Halfling Mayor wanders over to a poster found in Bendir."Wait wha- What else is pink? No... It's not /that/ is it?"she furrows a brow before pinning an order at the Hin Inn!
_________________ Rosary Doodlekins - Hin Candy Witch
The fiery ginger imp of Ruathym and the Wolf House wanders into Kampo's, tossing a bag or two of coin onto the countertop in exchange for a few tall shots of whiskey. A particular notice captivates her as she spots it from the corner of her eye, steadily lowering the glass with a mutter and a cuss.
"That fuckin' bastard."
A third pile of coin is shoved onto the table, enough to cover the cost of a pre-order.
Rania, spotting the notice, would laugh like all hells and shake her head. She could be heard to exclaim as she patted her rounded tummy, "For feck's sake...I'm actually happy for the reminder that I didn't always waddle like this and that I could at one time see my damned feet! I'll buy a copy" Her coppers placed down to cover the price for two copies (one for her and one for a certain Thane to hang in his laboratory), she heads back to the tower, still laughing.
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A Copper Disciple Halfling spots one of these notices then spends a long time in front of it laughing like crazy before moving on still laughing a bit cleaning some tears from his laughter.
In Kohlingen, a lady drow frowns when she sees this notice. For now, though, she leaves it alone. Perhaps she hopes whoever put them up didn't actually do what it says. She does, however, alert the Temple and the Keep to its presence, to watch for such a "revealing" calendar being disbursed.
_________________
Login: The Copper Queen Cromlech - The Best Copper This Side of Ruathym Zelly Cys'dina - The Wounded Soul, Also Merchant Aelynthi Nor'alei - The Bubbly Winged Elf
Joined: 14 Dec 2009 Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
Upon seeing the notice, a certain ranger that may have a visible Oakmist badge, smirks and says to no one in particular, though someone may have heard him "If my wife is even mentioned in this calendar, Glendil will die very slowly."
So far there is no response to the orders and nobody took the money that the potential buyers placed. In fact there is no response at all, but one day the notices can be refreshed and updated!
_________________ Lord Hector Sylgerand Glendil Fettian, the black bard
Joined: 11 Jan 2013 Location: Riding the flow of the wind!
In Bendir Dale, A winged elf spotted the notice! She touched the piece of paper gently as it conveyed its message to her. Afterwards looking rather disappointed, Lyraesel sighed softly and penned a brief reply.
More half-cousins please!
Then appearing rather hopeful, she pinned her reply on to the notice, perhaps hoping the original writer would notice! She then went on her way without actually placing an order.
Dont tolerate shoddy work. Seek out a real artist! Like me. If you wish a nude (or not) portrait of someone, I can provide work of actual quality. You all deserve better.
Also, if you want to see a drow naked, just ask one of them.
- Phrae Ta'far.
_________________ Signature by Maryn! <3 I am also seen as DM Snuffles.
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