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Author:  fireprooftroll [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 8:09 AM ]
Post subject:  Ladies of Mysteries Sorority

So, I'm been jokingly thinking of setting up a sorceress sorority of some sort. Basically set up so that any sorcerer can join, so long as she can produce arcane magic spontaneously, and meets the cheerleader standards.

Can we handle the joke?

Author:  Selvec Darkon [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 8:12 AM ]
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I like it! A Sexist society that isn't some lesbian harem, I'm looking at you Xaviera!.

Go for it! Be eeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiiillllllll! Just don't turn into charmed, or I'll hurt you.

Author:  Dev Disco [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 8:20 AM ]
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"Cheerleader's standards"?

That basically means only Uce's lady characters can't join? He's the only one I know that makes female PC's that are not extremely attractive.

Author:  Yurell [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 8:29 AM ]
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Dev Disco wrote:
"Cheerleader's standards"?

That basically means only Uce's lady characters can't join? He's the only one I know that makes female PC's that are not extremely attractive.


Dwarf female's generally aren't made that way either

And sorc's all have high Charisma! Of course they're beautiful, that's what charisma does *flees before being killed*

Author:  Uncle-Opustus [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 8:34 AM ]
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Yurell wrote:
Dev Disco wrote:
"Cheerleader's standards"?

That basically means only Uce's lady characters can't join? He's the only one I know that makes female PC's that are not extremely attractive.


Dwarf female's generally aren't made that way either

And sorc's all have high Charisma! Of course they're beautiful, that's what charisma does *flees before being killed*


My sorcerer sure is a beauty.

Author:  HellScourge [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 10:17 AM ]
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I totally would suppor tthat idea.

Why?

Niya could do panty Raids then! =D


Not to forget we could get a fratboy sort of thing too with drunken dwarf fighters?

Author:  Xaviera [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 10:37 AM ]
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Selvec Darkon wrote:
I like it! A Sexist society that isn't some lesbian harem, I'm looking at you Xaviera!.

Go on! Do it! Embrace your inner lesbian!

Author:  Gers [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 10:57 AM ]
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Boom-chicka-chicka-bowow :shock:

Notably, I doubt many could meet the standards >>

Author:  Gunz [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 11:27 AM ]
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SO what do you mean by "Cheerleader standards"? You mean the whole cheery attitude and the loud and annoying stuff? Or the false idea that they're all the "uber hotness"?

Just curious. Either way, do it if you like. I don't see why it wouldn't happen. Break a leg!

Dev Disco wrote:
"Cheerleader's standards"?

That basically means only Uce's lady characters can't join? He's the only one I know that makes female PC's that are not extremely attractive.


My main isn't a jaw dropper! I too play the mediocre! And my Bard isn't either. Screw the high Cha = sexy rule! I hate it! My Bard has high Cha and he's average looking if I damn well want him to be! YAAAAAR!

As a matter of fact, my only jaw dropper is my Drow. ::sag nod::

Author:  HellScourge [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 11:31 AM ]
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o0GuNz_N_RoSeZ0o wrote:
As a matter of fact, my only jaw dropper is my Drow. ::sag nod::


Saggy boobs? :P

Author:  Crowsterf [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 11:53 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Ladies of Mysteries Sorority

fireprooftroll wrote:
and meets the cheerleader standards.


Does a natural dex of 20 and Charisma of 22 meet these standards or does a strength of 8 let my sorc down?

She can spontaniously cast Bulls Strength and Endurance, empowered and extended, handy for those heavy manouvres and longer routines.

Author:  Dakotaen [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 12:37 PM ]
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Eir is so hiring them to cheer for him when he fights.

Author:  TormakSaber [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 14:35 PM ]
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I hate you all. Please do not kill my server with your ridiculous gag factions.

Author:  HellScourge [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 15:35 PM ]
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Dakotaen wrote:
Eir is so hiring them to cheer for him when he fights.


I bet his opponents will gag and gawk at the bouncing cheerleaders.

Or not so much, considering the C.A.F.C.A (Casual amian female clothing Attire)

Author:  Yurell [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 16:02 PM ]
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Weren't Chinchona trees removed because Amia is Temperate, and yet ...

Also makes me wonder what moron armoursmiths are around, making armour that doesn't protect the thighs. I could imagine people fighting in high heels *shudders at thought*.

Author:  Dwagin [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 16:08 PM ]
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TormakSaber wrote:
I hate you all. Please do not kill my server with your ridiculous gag factions.


May as well be Sailor Moon.

Author:  Yurell [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 16:15 PM ]
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Dwagin wrote:
TormakSaber wrote:
I hate you all. Please do not kill my server with your ridiculous gag factions.


May as well be Sailor Moon.


Sailor Moon is awesome!

As per my old avatar:

Image

Author:  fireprooftroll [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 17:13 PM ]
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Muahahaha.

Author:  Phantom-D [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 17:35 PM ]
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TormakSaber wrote:
I hate you all. Please do not kill my server with your ridiculous gag factions.


My god, the voice of reason!

If you want sorority nonsense, go to college.

Nothing is more nonsensical than Bubbly Epic Characters that fawn over kittens, yet call up the most powerful of magic, casts spells of mass death, and touch planes of pure hatred, pure valor, and corruption.

it just makes no sense.

Author:  DolphinRacer [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 17:47 PM ]
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Yurell wrote:
Weren't Chinchona trees removed because Amia is Temperate, and yet ...

Also makes me wonder what moron armoursmiths are around, making armour that doesn't protect the thighs. I could imagine people fighting in high heels *shudders at thought*.


It's not the moron armorsmiths, its the moron players who contract with armorsmiths to make moron armor that doesn't protect the thighs *nod nod*

Author:  DolphinRacer [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 17:49 PM ]
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Phantom-D wrote:
TormakSaber wrote:
I hate you all. Please do not kill my server with your ridiculous gag factions.


My god, the voice of reason!

If you want sorority nonsense, go to college.

Nothing is more nonsensical than Bubbly Epic Characters that fawn over kittens, yet call up the most powerful of magic, casts spells of mass death, and touch planes of pure hatred, pure valor, and corruption.

it just makes no sense.



Eee double posts are evil yet I must make one.

Sorcerors usually cast based on their emotions more than anything else, so it makes perfect perfect sense that bipolar omg its a cute kitten hug omg you called me fat kill people exist in that world.

Author:  Phantom-D [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 17:58 PM ]
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Being emotional and bipolar are two extremely different things. The first one is usually a high skill task. The second is even harder to pull of without looking kind of silly.

Author:  Xalyth [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 18:08 PM ]
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Fools.....

Everyone knows female armor has another type of armor rating. My plate bra and panties might be enchanted +5 with 0 armor class bit its pretty much a full plate with a +8 sexy mod as well...

I thought everyone knew that...

Author:  GreatPigeon [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 18:11 PM ]
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Does anyone ever use the 'large phenotype'?

Author:  HellScourge [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 18:34 PM ]
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DolphinRacer wrote:
It's not the moron armorsmiths, its the moron players who contract with armorsmiths to make moron armor that doesn't protect the thighs *nod nod*



http://www.geneticanomaly.com/RPG-Motiv ... armor.html

'nuff said.

Author:  Signe Johanne [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 19:01 PM ]
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My not-so-appealing drow wizard NERD will just sit in her hole (Ultrinnan) and cry, I reckon.

Cheerleading mentality - yes. Obvious references to modern day cheerleading - no. (my opinion only)

Author:  Dwagin [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 19:45 PM ]
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Sorcerors are different than wizards.

They're emotional beings.


And... what non-evil/curm doesn't like kittens!?

I bet Elminster loves kittens.

Author:  Delarwyn [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 21:01 PM ]
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DolphinRacer wrote:
Yurell wrote:
Weren't Chinchona trees removed because Amia is Temperate, and yet ...

Also makes me wonder what moron armoursmiths are around, making armour that doesn't protect the thighs. I could imagine people fighting in high heels *shudders at thought*.


It's not the moron armorsmiths, its the moron players who contract with armorsmiths to make moron armor that doesn't protect the thighs *nod nod*


The armor is magical, so the skin isnt affect either, because there is this force field you know :P

Author:  Halecta [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 22:45 PM ]
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It uses the Anime rule, the less clothing/armor a female wares the better protection they have against attacks

Author:  Yurell [ Fri, Jun 19 2009, 23:41 PM ]
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Delarwyn wrote:
DolphinRacer wrote:
Yurell wrote:
Weren't Chinchona trees removed because Amia is Temperate, and yet ...

Also makes me wonder what moron armoursmiths are around, making armour that doesn't protect the thighs. I could imagine people fighting in high heels *shudders at thought*.


It's not the moron armorsmiths, its the moron players who contract with armorsmiths to make moron armor that doesn't protect the thighs *nod nod*


The armor is magical, so the skin isnt affect either, because there is this force field you know :P


So why do you need armour at all =P The base AC represents what the armour give ... for force field you enchant robes or other clothes.

But I digress.

Author:  xdrone561x [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 0:45 AM ]
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oh come on, then my fat thief could be the john belushi guy from animal house with them lmao


though it may work, it probably wont, good luck either way!

Author:  Gunz [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 1:50 AM ]
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I always steer clear of the "sexy armor" thing. The only one of my characters who wears fight gear that shows a lot of skin is my Ghostwise Hin. But his "armor" is cloth and leather and he's a tribal dude so... ::shrug::

With that said, don't sell your selves short ladies and gents! I know a chick who plays the drums in high heels. She has actually won awards for being the fastest double kick girl drummer. Crazy stuff ;)

Author:  Yurell [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 1:51 AM ]
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o0GuNz_N_RoSeZ0o wrote:
I always steer clear of the "sexy armor" thing. The only one of my characters who wears fight gear that shows a lot of skin is my Ghostwise Hin. But his "armor" is cloth and leather and he's a tribal dude so... ::shrug::

With that said, don't sell your selves short ladies and gents! I know a chick who plays the drums in high heels. She has actually won awards for being the fastest double kick girl drummer. Crazy stuff ;)


Sword fight + heels = broken ankle => death.

Author:  Crowsterf [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 2:00 AM ]
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Back on topic a Sorceress guild/faction isnt a bad idea, the cheerleader stuff is a bit tacky though.

Author:  Gunz [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 2:03 AM ]
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Yurell wrote:
o0GuNz_N_RoSeZ0o wrote:
I always steer clear of the "sexy armor" thing. The only one of my characters who wears fight gear that shows a lot of skin is my Ghostwise Hin. But his "armor" is cloth and leather and he's a tribal dude so... ::shrug::

With that said, don't sell your selves short ladies and gents! I know a chick who plays the drums in high heels. She has actually won awards for being the fastest double kick girl drummer. Crazy stuff ;)


Sword fight + heels = broken ankle => death.


Tell that to the girl who can play 650+ bpm on double bass!

HellScourge wrote:
o0GuNz_N_RoSeZ0o wrote:
As a matter of fact, my only jaw dropper is my Drow. ::sag nod::


Saggy boobs? :P


No way! She has awesome boobs! In the words of Motley Crue, "She's got the looks that kiiiiill! Thaaaat Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill uh'huh!"

Author:  Yurell [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 2:05 AM ]
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Crowsterf wrote:
Back on topic a Sorceress guild/faction isnt a bad idea, the cheerleader stuff is a bit tacky though.


To be honest I thought that bit was a joke.

Author:  StandingBehindYou [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 2:17 AM ]
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Phantom-D wrote:
Being emotional and bipolar are two extremely different things. The first one is usually a high skill task. The second is even harder to pull of without looking kind of silly.


Portraying someone who is bipolar is really easy.

At certain times run around adventuring, slaying dragons and risking your life. At other times stay at home sleeping a lot and staring listlessly at the wall.

In general, when people meet you you would be in your maniac phase. :P

Author:  Crowsterf [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 2:39 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Ladies of Mysteries Sorority

Yurell wrote:
Crowsterf wrote:
Back on topic a Sorceress guild/faction isnt a bad idea, the cheerleader stuff is a bit tacky though.


To be honest I thought that bit was a joke.


It is a joke as stated by the OP, but they also asked.

fireprooftroll wrote:
So, I'm been jokingly thinking of setting up a sorceress sorority of some sort. Basically set up so that any sorcerer can join, so long as she can produce arcane magic spontaneously, and meets the cheerleader standards.

Can we handle the joke?


Id have to say no, no we cant, but im not against a female only sorc faction, or spontaniouse magic casting either.

Author:  GreatPigeon [ Sat, Jun 20 2009, 2:48 AM ]
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I have a friend who is Bard, Arial, superseductress. She is spontaneous casting, would she be able to be in the "club"?

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