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Author:  Dev Disco [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 20:34 PM ]
Post subject:  Monster names

I noticed some screenies with funny names.

To test the monster names I made this php script that has the same routines as the stuff inside NWN.

http://www.amiaworld.net/about/monster_names.php

Refresh gives new names and new hilarity.

Author:  Xenos [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 20:42 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

Mmmm 'Lipdread' i like it!

Author:  BlackestAtrocity [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 20:48 PM ]
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Ironic that this would pop up today as earlier I ran across "Lustsuck" that kinda made me stop and :lol: + Facepalm for a bit..

Author:  Naivatkal [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 21:21 PM ]
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.... Crapslut

Seriously, I just saw that on the link XD
And some other goodies:

Squeezescratch
Smellpassion the Baffled (I would be too)
Lipspittle

And osnap, this boy can dance: Cceognritldu the Crumper (Yes, I know, it's called krump music, bust still :3)

Author:  Vaul Tarrith [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 21:22 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

I just got 'Slutfume' and 'Lustbreed'.

I feel...dirty.

Author:  Lord-Hadeis [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 21:34 PM ]
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Think they could be more daring.

Author:  psycho [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 21:41 PM ]
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Try to prounounce that one.

Bhrhgnriydh

lol

Bhrhgnriydh!!!

Oh, or Kwxzthltarksn'k !

ROFL

Author:  Liz [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 22:04 PM ]
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... Fleshtool the Unwashed.

Don't mind me, I'll just be over here trying not to vomit.

Author:  slkNihilus [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 22:09 PM ]
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Noobbeetle
Plagueknob
Doombubble
Folathakph the Inedible and Tharghabb the Inedible... who wants to eat goblins or outsiders in the first place!?
Killbubble the Illegimate

Alright, I'm done.

Edit: Also adding!

Stoolwrath
Knobsweat
Vomithowl the Arrogant

Author:  Ulir [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 22:57 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

I've seen three funny names on celestials in Actand. The Twit, The Aroused, The Pillager. :P

Author:  Janna Ogder [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 23:05 PM ]
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Smutfuruncle the Deadbringer

Author:  Gobo-kobo [ Fri, Aug 05 2011, 23:52 PM ]
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Punktoad the Monster :lol:
Bowellove
Beetlestool
Wantnoob
Slutbowel
Squeezepuke

Author:  Burningoutbright [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 0:10 AM ]
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Crapshaft the Pestilent
Dropcrap

Both of these made me laugh very much.

Also:

Crappile
Fondlesludge

Author:  Moonfighter [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 1:32 AM ]
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Dangledrop
Crapbane

Hahaha...

Author:  Day Dreaming [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 1:46 AM ]
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This should never... never have been created. Like crack.

Author:  psycho [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 1:53 AM ]
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never came up but SlutLove the Devourer is a possibility lol

Author:  wereguy2 [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 2:50 AM ]
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DEATHSHAFT!!! CRABWATER!!! GRABCRUSH!!! These are positively terrifying.

Author:  Feonir [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 2:51 AM ]
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psycho wrote:
never came up but SlutLove the Devourer is a possibility lol


We just call that Xavieria.

Author:  Selvec Darkon [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 6:23 AM ]
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Feonir wrote:
psycho wrote:
never came up but SlutLove the Devourer is a possibility lol


We just call that Xavieria.


Zing! :lol:

Blisterloose the Indigestible
Wracklip the Carrot
Droolgnash the Problem
Spurtpile the Swollen

Author:  wereguy2 [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 6:37 AM ]
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...The Carrot? What were you thinking, Disco?

Author:  DerkDerkistan [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 7:17 AM ]
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Pimplefume
Rotsword - The Clap, anyone?
Carnalhowl
Fleshslut the Infatuated
Pustulesweat the Hungry

And the best one, no joke:

Markloath

Author:  Dev Disco [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 12:59 PM ]
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Mauldrink the Inquisitive

I bet he has a lot of hangovers...

Author:  -Cloak-and-Dagger- [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 13:13 PM ]
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I had "Tickkill the Wuss" show up.

That's just mean.

Author:  Moonfighter [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 13:38 PM ]
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Doombait the Depressed (Laughed so hard when I saw this one! No wonder he's depressed!)
Baseburn the Hungry (<-- Liked Indian Curries.)
Joypoop
Noobpassion

Author:  Jes [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 14:40 PM ]
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The ones I got I don't even want to post. >.> Bad Disco.

Author:  serbiris [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 15:01 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

For a nice change of pace, I spotted a name I actually rather liked. In-game that is, not on this thing.

Conquagar, a spider. Considering what the generator produces, that's rather a nice one, no? Conquagar. Could call him... Conquagar the conquistador! I'mma steal it for something...!

Author:  Jes [ Sat, Aug 06 2011, 15:09 PM ]
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Urgemiser the Unforgiven?

Really? xD

Author:  ainjyll [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 3:48 AM ]
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Smellwipe.

*Sniff sniff* Ewwwwww.... when did I stick my hand in that? *Wipe.*

Author:  Glyph [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 17:33 PM ]
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funniest one I've seen thus far has to be bottockstitch the semi-epic zombie xD always loved that script

Author:  Vaul Tarrith [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 17:40 PM ]
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'Brainslut the Scandalous'

Is this a random monster name generator, or a casting call for the next season of 'Jersey Shore'...?

Author:  HellScourge [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 18:30 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

I call dibs on 'Slimefondle' and 'Urgebreed'!

And the reptilians are just letter soup.

Author:  Selmak [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 21:04 PM ]
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Slashspoor the Damager (must be a hammer user then!)
Putridangst (I'm like, rotting and stinky and you have no idea how much my unlife sucks)

Thanks Disco!

Author:  My Sovereign [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 21:41 PM ]
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Lustmunchies

Fun for the whole family!

Author:  Gers [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 21:49 PM ]
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I feel sorry for Cravepoop. He must not have had a good meal in years >>

Author:  DerkDerkistan [ Sun, Aug 07 2011, 22:57 PM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

Gers wrote:
I feel sorry for Cravepoop. He must not have had a good meal in years >>


But at least he never goes hungry.

Author:  Lally [ Mon, Aug 08 2011, 1:05 AM ]
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bumfiddle.

Author:  Lally [ Mon, Aug 08 2011, 1:06 AM ]
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Angstbait...hey tranny I just named your new dog.

Author:  jimbono1 [ Mon, Aug 08 2011, 9:32 AM ]
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Who ever created these names, where they high at the time? I suppose if it was disco, probably, considering he's dutch and all.

Author:  Silent2001 [ Tue, Aug 09 2011, 13:48 PM ]
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Goreurge the Aroused

Author:  TheGoddessOfAmazing© [ Tue, Aug 09 2011, 14:07 PM ]
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• Slimeslut

eeeeeeeew

Author:  Feonir [ Tue, Aug 09 2011, 15:06 PM ]
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• Stormbeetle the Intolerant
• Miserbog
• Painmange the Destructor
• Hurtchew the Freak
• Sharpsin


I would tame the shit out of a Stormbeetle the Intolerant.

Author:  Selvec Darkon [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 1:12 AM ]
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• Cutdrag
• Maulbust
• Gristledog
• Pukeputrid the Hoarder
• Sombergristle

Author:  DerkDerkistan [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 3:54 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

Sweatgrope the Regrettable - I'll say.
Bumwater - Delicious.
Breakwind the Aroused - ...wow.
Fatalslug - Powergaming dev critting monk.
Sinewwhip - Best weapon ever.

Author:  Gers [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 4:01 AM ]
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Cheapgas - Yeah, don't we all want this guy?

Author:  AcousticShredder [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 4:25 AM ]
Post subject:  Re: Monster names

Here's some of the ones I got...

Rottenshaft the Pulper
Bagtwist
Blackbuttock the Confused
Spewmark

Author:  Lally [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 4:49 AM ]
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• Buttockworm
• Ulcerquiver
• Ripglutton the Infected
• Hotfondle...AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
• Wobblehunger

Author:  Selvec Darkon [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 4:56 AM ]
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I win

Fondlewail the Throttler

Author:  DerkDerkistan [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 5:38 AM ]
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My Buttocksludge won the other day.

Author:  dayfer [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 8:32 AM ]
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Fatbend the confused... Yeah, I've confused too...

Author:  Larsaan [ Wed, Aug 10 2011, 13:40 PM ]
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Goreknob the Aroused...

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