"My teaching comes to climax with me tossing your carcass off a mountain side at sunrise, if you live it means you probably learned what I taught you. If you die horribly you werent worth the effort I put into you. You can decide if my teaching methods are something you might wish to persue." --Feonir
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"I'm going to spend all my money on ale and whores." "Okay roll for whores." "That's 1d4 whores right?"