Several simple pampleth-a-like papers float through the streets, some of them already wet and clinging somewhere, others still dry and readable with the following text:

Dear readers of the Xianxicotl daily, the last issue was a great success, if you remember it, was about the secret weakness of dragons, which were ice cubes if you don't remember it anymore, and the many requests for further editions of your beloved newspaper had to be made.
But now a new issue of he beloved famous and wanted Xianxicotl daily has been released with BRAND NEW and HOT topics that cater to YOUR tastes.
Read about the magical excursions of the world most unfamous magician Betty 'Boom' Bloom as she explores the caves of the exploding hot pots.
Discover the secrets of the vampires with the guide 'So you have been bitten by a vampire, what now? for Dummies'
Delve into the delicios and delicate secrets of nature: Do ents get morning wood? Are golems rock hard?

Further topics include:
The gratitios gory battle for supremacy now near you: 'Bane vs. Cyric -- Winner Take All!!!!'
The hit of the Month!;'Sounds of the Seven Sisters' Nine-She-Minstrel Band To Perform in a nearby city! Get your tickets as they are still fresh!
A surprise gone wrong: 'Zhentarim-Trapped Cake Delivered to Wrong House/Mirt '

So stay tuned for the next BRAND NEW and HOT Xianxicotl daily, bringing you the latest, tasties and cheesiest news to you!


At the end of this paper is a picture of a busty woman giving the reader the evil eye.

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