*the following letter is mailed to Cordor, it is written in elegant flowing script, the beauty of which is marred slightly by the fact it has been written with a red wax crayon*

Dear Mr. Commonwealth,
PIKE OFF YOU POMPOUS FECK!...no sorry I should be more polite Dear Mr. Commonwealth, you're a stupid jerk and I hate you!...that didn't work so umm...umm...ohh yeah! for every Moment Mr. Johnson is in jail or dead I will eat one of your children! imagine little Susie and Billy Commonwealth, strolling merrily down the lane, and then...BOOM! EATEN! now I know you don't want your children eaten...and I don't really wanna eat them...but I will!...what's that Phillip? Phillip says he'll help, which is good cause I could probably only eat one on my own..so...yeah...think about that. so gimme Johnson or else, what Phillip?...Phillip assures me his wrath will be unspeakable. If you wish to negotiate your unconditional surrender to Me, Phillip, Jeff...and the rest of them guys I will be waiting at Suite 7 in Castle...that spooky zombie town...I like it there...uhh...Taarkul, that's the one .
anyway,
Field Marshall Quin K. Goodman

//PM if anyone takes this seriously enough to set up a meeting

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Signature by Jaydn

Archmage Quin K. Goodman-Lt. Field Marshal BLACK
Erik Sensbane- Master of everything worth mastering/problem drunk

The letter is received by a clerk in the Commonwealth Center, and given over to the Ministry of Law, where it vanishes into a case file labeled BLACK. The contents, including the letter written in red wax crayon, are not publicized.