Dear Cattle,
Those of you Amians that serve Lord Bananer, interested in Lord Bananer, or bootlickers of Lord Bananer. Feel free* to come over to Ostland in Ruathym. I will be holding a meeting in four nights for future plans and regrouping of our sad division. All others are welcome to join but you must come in shackles and hand over all self-respect. To notify myself of such attendance to said event send a message to my ass in Ostland. That is where I shall check for all attending and prepare. For now my obvious identity remains obvious but you'll be publicly and formally slaved when the time comes.
May Lord Bananer guide you.
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Disclaimer: "Free" is to be understood only as far as the leash on our necks allows it. Defiance of this regulation will result in the immediate expulsion of the Bananer bootlickers club and sudden growth of common sense.