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TeroSNS
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 Posted: Wed, Nov 24 2010, 22:07 PM |
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Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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So there is this article about stupidest monsters of DnD, and it is quite amusing, I probably guess that some of you have already seen it, but either way, here it is: CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF VERY STUPID MONSTERS.remember to check out the sequel article_________________ My favourite sniper loadout: Huntsman, jarate, bushwacka. Team Fortress 2 is FREE TO PLAY! 
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D-Finitiy
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Posted: Wed, Nov 24 2010, 22:22 PM |
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Joined: 04 May 2007
Location: Olympic Villiage 2010
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The Flumph, yet more evidence of the existence of the FSM? I must inform the clerics. May you all be touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen.
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Lally
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 2:10 AM |
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Joined: 16 Jun 2007
Location: Leather chair, USA. Tell me about your mother.
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Whutever, man. I had to fight a duckbunny in PnP once and it was no joke.
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Grymia
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 2:12 AM |
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Joined: 14 Dec 2004
Location: Kohlingen, and a Basement in Canada
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... Duckbunny?
OOookee... FUN.
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ainjyll
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 5:27 AM |
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Joined: 14 Jun 2006
Location: wilmington, nc
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Though their stats may not be anything to laugh at... the concept behind some of the D&D creations is rather retarded.
_________________  "I once took the high road and it took me straight to hell and I stood there all by myself." -Hank III
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Lesquille
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 6:26 AM |
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Joined: 14 Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Old, but good.
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sylvan_shadow
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 7:09 AM |
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Joined: 04 May 2008
Location: Ottawa, ON
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The most hilarious thing is that I have the vast majority of these books around and thought little of these obviously absurd monsters while leafing through old copies of the 1st edition Monster Manuals. Alright, the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is just too ridiculous not to point at and laugh. It makes me wonder if Gary Gygax saw that entry on the editing floor and just said " Meh, it'll fill a page." I think I'm going to go back and read more up on that Flumph. Why oh why is it lawful good?
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Haelar Stoneskull - Man-pretty Gold Dwarven Stonesinger
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Strawberry Stallion
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 10:50 AM |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2010
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I want one of these. 
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TeroSNS
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 12:51 PM |
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Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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love your replies to this topic. More opinions about these?
_________________ My favourite sniper loadout: Huntsman, jarate, bushwacka. Team Fortress 2 is FREE TO PLAY!
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Gers
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 12:54 PM |
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Joined: 30 Apr 2005
Location: Kentucky, USA
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sylvan_shadow wrote: Alright, the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is just too ridiculous not to point at and laugh. It makes me wonder if Gary Gygax saw that entry on the editing floor and just said " Meh, it'll fill a page." The Amian version would have a badger on top of it. _________________  Named Most Influential Character, Amia Awards 2011
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survivor2009
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Posted: Thu, Nov 25 2010, 14:39 PM |
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Joined: 25 May 2009
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lol, i loved the gifs, the space hippo mercenaries, was always a way to introduce ramdomness to an adventure.
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Xaviera
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Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 1:46 AM |
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Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Location: Temple of Love
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Clearly the author had access to the Fiend Folio. However, he neglected to mention the Adherer (a sticky mummy), the Garbug (a flying lobster/mosquito), the Goldbug (which looks like a gold piece), and the Nilbog (a spatiotemporally reversed goblin that is healed on taking damage and damaged by cures). How could he!  _________________  ~Sharess on AmiaWiki~Priestess, politician, prostitute "[They] were moving in on me like Sharessans on a new broad in the bath house" - Tracer BoltAmiaWiki mod (mostly inactive)
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Fri, Nov 26 2010, 3:46 AM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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"Smelly Cows from Hell", sounds like a few girls I know.
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TeroSNS
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Posted: Sun, Nov 28 2010, 10:35 AM |
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Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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Lally wrote: Whutever, man. I had to fight a duckbunny in PnP once and it was no joke. err...? as far as I could see, they have 1-3 hp they move in packs of 1-10, have a ridiculous armor class of 8, to hit ac 0 is 20... http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Id4wDLAI2-k/R ... kbunny.jpg_________________ My favourite sniper loadout: Huntsman, jarate, bushwacka. Team Fortress 2 is FREE TO PLAY!
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