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We know, we just don't give a damn.

Clearly we simply need more pyromaniacs setting fire to things in Cordor. With Balors.

SOMEONE GET MANDER!

This topic has fallen far from the tracks. I blame myself. That's it, I'm going to go start an evil red-eyed Monk faction. I wonder if Cordor could make good use of antimagic monks.

CouncilofAutumn wrote:

This topic has fallen far from the tracks. I blame myself. That's it, I'm going to go start an evil red-eyed Monk faction. I wonder if Cordor could make good use of antimagic monks.

Start a delivery company.

Cerpin Taxt wrote:

CouncilofAutumn wrote:

This topic has fallen far from the tracks. I blame myself. That's it, I'm going to go start an evil red-eyed Monk faction. I wonder if Cordor could make good use of antimagic monks.

Start a delivery company.

If I had to deliver your punchlines I'd be waiting all day.

Seriously though, I was considering having Mathus open a sandwich shop.

Deliver bombs.

Naivatkal wrote:

Deliver bombs.

We already have Richard for that.

But he's old and crotchety and with a gimp knee! We need monks to deliver them super fast!

Naivatkal wrote:

But he's old and crotchety and with a gimp knee! We need monks to deliver them super fast!

Monk Pixies....

I'm fond of an evil faction that would take in anybody evil, but I can settle for a red-eyed monk faction I suppose since I have one of those. Not gonna be a long-lived faction by my estimates, but I'm up for anything at this point.

The banites seem to be kicking alive again!

Pfft, the drow of the UD are far superior!

Join us, we have elf-cakes. And by that I mean we slaughter them as sacrifices, spilling their blood on our altar in praise of the almighty Lolth!

We have cookies, too. They are normal cookies, however, though delicious and in any flavor you wish to devour.

Naivatkal wrote:

Join us, we have elf-cakes. And by that I mean we slaughter them as sacrifices, spilling their blood on our altar in praise of almighty Lolth!

Pff, I wish!

Winya hasn't had to worry about the filthy dhaerow for like a year and a half, now. You guys are totally slacking down there, in your sacred duty to torment the darthiiri. I'm calling you out, dhaerow!!

I think there's more evil factions than goodly factions.

So ... the possibilities are wide and wild.

I'm not sure if that's true (for varying definitions of evil anyway) but even if it is that just means they're all fractitious which, sadly, is not a great outcome ):

Liz: we vury busy and at least several of us play elves anyway!

Liz wrote:

Naivatkal wrote:

Join us, we have elf-cakes. And by that I mean we slaughter them as sacrifices, spilling their blood on our altar in praise of almighty Lolth!

Pff, I wish!

Winya hasn't had to worry about the filthy dhaerow for like a year and a half, now. You guys are totally slacking down there, in your sacred duty to torment the darthiiri. I'm calling you out, dhaerow!!

Oh don't you worry about that.

You should probably make sure there are no missing elves, though. We did just anoint the Temple with a sacrifice, after all :twisted:

Guardian wrote:

I think there's more evil factions than goodly factions.

So ... the possibilities are wide and wild.

Quality over quantity any day. :wink:

Naivatkal wrote:

Liz wrote:

Naivatkal wrote:

Join us, we have elf-cakes. And by that I mean we slaughter them as sacrifices, spilling their blood on our altar in praise of almighty Lolth!

Pff, I wish!

Winya hasn't had to worry about the filthy dhaerow for like a year and a half, now. You guys are totally slacking down there, in your sacred duty to torment the darthiiri. I'm calling you out, dhaerow!!

Oh don't you worry about that.

You should probably make sure there are no missing elves, though. We did just anoint the Temple with a sacrifice, after all :twisted:

COME AT ME BRO!

Seriously, that's awesome. As an elf player, please consider this to be an enthusiastic endorsement of all recruiting efforts for the filthy dhaerow scum. We needs us some enemies.

Naivatkal wrote:

Liz wrote:

Naivatkal wrote:

Join us, we have elf-cakes. And by that I mean we slaughter them as sacrifices, spilling their blood on our altar in praise of almighty Lolth!

Pff, I wish!

Winya hasn't had to worry about the filthy dhaerow for like a year and a half, now. You guys are totally slacking down there, in your sacred duty to torment the darthiiri. I'm calling you out, dhaerow!!

Oh don't you worry about that.

You should probably make sure there are no missing elves, though. We did just anoint the Temple with a sacrifice, after all :twisted:

Quote: Liz!
COME AT ME BRO!

Seriously, that's awesome. As an elf player, please consider this to be an enthusiastic endorsement of all recruiting efforts for the filthy dhaerow scum. We needs us some enemies.

Oi! Because lack of evil drows hunting us, my char already has started taking down other elfs. Please, do something! I beg of you! ;D No, but what Liz said.. We want our nemesis. :evil:

We all need a nemesis.

:cry:

"No one see's themselves as evil"... Speak for yourself, im a Satanist. :wink:

There's nothing evil in Bringing the Light. :wink:

Tell that to the Byzantines.

Evilest place on Amia is Winya! A little uh... not a spider whispered it to me! Honest! Pay no attention to the last DM avatar listed on my signature!

Pff. Winya presently seems to be quite capable of going completely batshit bonkers all on its own. We don't need any help from any whispering spiders, thank you very much.

Wait, you mean there are people who don't consider Winya evil?

Winya Evil, I don't know what your talking about. *Shifty eyes*

How is Winya evil...? Ive visited there and evil does not really sum up it's environment. Boring yes but evil...

Heeehehe.

I'm actually loving the current variety of evil moving around, both faction and independent. Just sayin'.

Magiros wrote:

Winya Evil, I don't know what you're talking about. *Shifty eyes*

bobofwestoregonusa wrote:

I'm actually loving the current variety of evil moving around

I see what you did there

I legitimately don't know what you mean by that. This is not humorous sarcasm, I might just be slow.

A certain place moving.

Evil moving around.

Moving

I can say for sure that the Banite's will be returning to the stage soon. I won't say how or why as that is simply put... classified, but make no mistake we are coming. We are not ready to move just yet but the upper echalons have already begun devising their plan for war. And our new leader is much more compitent and wise then the previous one. Do not expect us to make the same mistake as last time. Our new plan is most insidious in its subtlety. Better watch your backs... :twisted:

Btw... i hear that the cult of Asmodeus has also got something in the works though i am not afilliated with them so i cant say what it might be. Even more reason to watch your backs... :wink:

Exordius wrote:

I can say for sure that the Banite's will be returning to the stage soon.
...
Our new plan is most insidious in its subtlety.

well done

I really want to see banites around...again!!!

I think he is trolling. You can colour me surprised the day Amia becomes a setting where Banites could thrive.

Banites are thriving in Amia... you just dont know it. :twisted:

Or do we?

Well, we do now.

But please do remain ignorant of this fact... it will make your defeat that much sweeter. :twisted:

Oh boy.

tl;dr: Business as usual.

Obvious troll is obvious. :twisted:

Or he is purposefully being blatant about it so people will consider him trolling, when he actually isn't! DUN DUN DUNNNN

*coughsnickercough*

People fearing Banites? Oh nonono, far too busy fearing Knights and Paladins of the Triad @ Kohligen. -now there's a group the entire isle fears.

"Should we do 'x', the Banites might care"
"Who cares! They have no power! If we hunt them down we might even get rewarded!"

"Should we do 'x' the Paladins might care"
"Oh ma gee, you're right we better not upset the paladins, they'll crush us."

The face of Amian fear:

truth hurts

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