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Selvec Darkon
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 Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 10:18 AM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*The following poster seem's to have been attached to every single hard surface that could be found by the poster. Even some tree's within' the forest of dispair may still contain some if the werewolves haven't eaten them. Interestingly enough, the same posters appear to be stuck to the corpses of some creatures where no hard surfaces are avaliable.*
"Hi
My name is Xal Ilphukiir, I'm a scary drow. I have a big sword, wear full plate armor, and have red hair. Yes, red hair. I have been known to eat the occasional baby, so if you have issues with that you may want to stop reading right now. I'm looking at you Eary. I'm seeking something, something precious and vital to my being. I'm seeking an Ideal.
A good part of my life has been spent fighting for my own ideals. Those actually being pretty simple, a good ale, lots of gold, and a sexy woman or man. I've come to an impasse in my life however, a midlife crises I think is what humans call it. Anyway, I wish to have a reason to keep fighting. Before anyone suggests marriage, no, just no. I want an ideal. I want something to fight for, a goal to keep going. I want to have a reason for everything I do.
As such, I'm seeking one. Which in itself is quite obvious given the name of the poster. Do you know of an ideal? Have you got one I can have? Have you got one I'd be interested in taking part in? If so, and you have no wish to chop me up into little pieces, again looking at you Eary, get in contact with me. I want to be apart of it, or maybe I don't. Send me a proposal if your interested. I could really use a goal.
If you need more convincing. Just imagine if you will a muscle bound drow with flowing blood red hair, and a giant sword stealing your partner from you, and breaking up your little relationship. Yes that's right! It could be you! So give me something to do...and not die!
-Signed
Xal Ilphukiir."
P.S.
No I won't become a paladin before anyone suggests it.
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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GreatPigeon
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 10:35 AM |
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Joined: 04 May 2009
Location: London, UK
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*edited* Posted in wrong place... sorry master selvec
_________________ The Peacock wrote: [GreatPigeon] is better than me. Uncle-Opustus wrote: Just before I fall asleep, I like to pretend it's just a public feat so Pigeon can succeed in politics and save the world from poverty... with his unicorn and shining armour and Excalibur.
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Gunz
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 11:41 AM |
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Joined: 01 Jul 2006
Location: The City of Fallen Angels, Ca
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A note is left in fancy writing by a Gnomish figure in the Amia Frontier:
Greetings to you, my good Drow! I have an ideal. In fact, I have many! I am willing to sell you one for the reasonable price of 100,000 coin! A reason to live, for a low price! You might be thinking to yourself, "Why so cheap for something so valuable?" I'll tell you why: Because I'm a good person and I want to help!
Nimble Ned the Knowledgeable
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My Characters:
Yuilith Kethil Menaiivan Garadeth
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 11:47 AM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*A message is sent back*
"I wasn't born yesterday. Go some place else. Bloody con."
Signed
Xal Illphukiir
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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Davidb
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 12:21 PM |
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Joined: 06 Dec 2009
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The following reply is attached to on of the posters, the handwriting scruffy but legible.
"Sir,
I an sorry to hear of the distress you find yourself in. As one who was fortunate enough to find my purpose in life at a young age, i know the succour that comes from having the certainty of an ideal.
The trials of my path may not be ones that call to you - few see the true value of embracing hardship to reduce the suffering of another - but i will gladly speak with you and try to help you find a calling that sings to your soul and serves a greater purpose.
Please contact me, either by a reply on this notice or a more private missive directed to me via the temple at Kohlingen, and we can arrange a time and place to speak.
Dalrin, Adorned of Ilmater
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Dalrin, cleric of Ilmater
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BrainSplitter
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 12:30 PM |
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Player
Joined: 06 Apr 2005
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Eary, unable to resist the open invitation to be a prick, does so.
Try engaging yourself into a mass of melodrama, involving love octagons, numerous cheating, affairs, internal despair, followed by a gruelling and heartwrenching suicide off a bridge on a moonlit night.
I hear that's in fashion these days.
- Eary
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Mostly Retired
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 14:07 PM |
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Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*A message is left at the same poster for Dalrin*
"Thank you for the offer, but I think I can count Ilmater out as one of the ideals I needed in my life. I'm very attached to my material things, and not very good at helping poor people, mostly they run in fear...ha... But if you still wish to waste your time on me we could organise a meet up at some point.
-Signed
Xal Ilphukiir"
*A message is attached to Eary's*
"Wasn't that one of your relationships?
-Signed
Your God"
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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BrainSplitter
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 14:34 PM |
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Player
Joined: 06 Apr 2005
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Eary looks at the reply and blinks, then starts laughing - and not mockingly, for once, seeming outright amused at the response. He makes a simple note in response.
Damn good comeback.
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Mostly Retired
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TeroSNS
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 15:18 PM |
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Joined: 26 Jan 2009
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*after eating few of them, Rips actually reads them*
*munch munch*
Ideals?... I have no ideal and I do just fine... not counting these two idiots following me... although I love the smell of blood... the taste of it... *aside from blood, there is also drool drops on the note*
_________________ My favourite sniper loadout: Huntsman, jarate, bushwacka. Team Fortress 2 is FREE TO PLAY! 
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P Three
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 19:17 PM |
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Xal
i gotcher ideal!
Here, a pamphlet for the Temple of Love is attached...
they helped me out bunches, itll help you out too!
love,
Nel.
_________________ Bobo_Underhill wrote: Ley lines, y'all. Just let me go wrangle up my cowboy boots and lasso us up some magic.
Yee-haw! Aly'dra Zau'ana: Priestessish Of EilistraeeDanika Nefzen: Druid of the EarthmotherDelia Am'Anodel: Paladin of Torm
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Dark
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 20:11 PM |
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Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: In a cave/IW Sydney. [+10 Gmt]
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"..You're scary? Since when?
Anyway, I have a list of ideals if you want it.
No, not mine, before you run in fear.
Just all the "reasons" or "Ideals" I've ever seen or heard of people having.
..Which is a lot.
Contact me if you want it.
~Lila"
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Yossarin
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 20:57 PM |
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Joined: 23 Jan 2006
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If Xal has a message box through Speedy's or the Hin Messengers or any other service, he finds a white, unmarked envelope in it.
Opening it up, there is a blank sheet of parchment inside, and nothing else.
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VictoryDisease
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Posted: Sun, Jan 03 2010, 21:49 PM |
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Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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A anonymous message written in large block letters is left below one of the original ones posted:
"While I know you are seeking an ideal, I have an alternate proposal, which might make you just as happy, if not moreso: have you considered pragmatism?"
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Effelin of the Mark - Halfling Sneak
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speedgrab
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Posted: Mon, Jan 04 2010, 11:57 AM |
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Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Location: That England place (Gmt+0)
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think of a new way to live your life you say?
do things you dont normaly do find a new hobbie weather it be keeping *numerous scribbled out words apartently incorrect words* Rothe? or taking up poetry
or just do the things you hate to do.
Sincerirley
a helper
_________________ ~ Dill Buck-tooth ~ Alan Snowfall ~
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Selvec Darkon
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Posted: Mon, Jan 04 2010, 12:39 PM |
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Player
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Location: On a Disk, carried by four elephants, which stand on a gigantic turtle.
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*A list of replies and reactions are made*
@TeroSNS
*Xal looks at the note and immediatly throws it away* "Gross, Drool."
@AxlLeigh
*Upon opening the letter he spots the Temple of Love pamphlet and immediatly tossed it away without reading the letter attached. Clearly he doesn't think much of the Temple of Love.*
@Dark
*Xal reads the paper, groans realising it's Lila replying. Reads it anyway, and writes a quick notice back*
"Alright, you will have to tell me some time. I'm still banned from Cordor however, so you'll have to find me."
@ Yossarin
*The message is recieved via the evil drow postal service. AKA, killing the postman. He opens the letter, looks at the sheet of parchment, blinks a few times, then run's off to try every trick he learned when he was an assassin to test for secert messages.*
@VictoryDisease
*A message is sent back*
"If you are serious, and this is not some flesh hiring program, then leave a message with Kempo of Kempo's with details for a meeting. We can discuss it more there."
@speedgrab
*A message is sent back*
"Serious suggestions. These don't seem helpful. By your method I should be baking cakes for orphans instead of chopping ears off barbarians. Stuff that."
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I keels u with my axe!
"Do ye know where the Holy-Flamin' Frost-brand Gronk-slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' woundin' an' returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-out-yer-bum is?"
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Really Evil Pigeon
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Posted: Mon, Jan 04 2010, 14:59 PM |
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Joined: 01 Aug 2005
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I thought loving me in an completely emotional way was enough Xal
signed
*Big lushious pair of purple lip stains*
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