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Dev Disco
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 7:57 AM |
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HRM Chicken I of Amia
Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Location: Amsterdam
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We have tried a lot attract new players over the last two years. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. So we decided that we are going to try the oldest trick in the marketing book: sex sells. We'll first try a minor, tasteful addition (the banner, in case you missed it). If it works we'll see if we can strike a deal with some adult entertainment site and cross-reference it with ours.
And don't be a prude, please.
_________________ Say 'no' to JSBF!
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GreatPigeon
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:01 AM |
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Joined: 04 May 2009 Location: London, UK
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We will show kinky kingdom up!
_________________ The Peacock wrote: [GreatPigeon] is better than me. Uncle-Opustus wrote: Just before I fall asleep, I like to pretend it's just a public feat so Pigeon can succeed in politics and save the world from poverty... with his unicorn and shining armour and Excalibur.
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NinjaClarinet
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:02 AM |
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Joined: 12 Jul 2010
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AzureLuna
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:09 AM |
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Joined: 26 Jul 2010
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Sinfar: Lesbian-Tiefling-Drow Mistress-Genasi-Half-Celestial-Cleric-of-Bane-Who's-Actually-Faithless-And-Lawful-Good edition!
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NinjaClarinet
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:11 AM |
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Joined: 12 Jul 2010
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Azure, I demand a better sexy fantasy lady. That one's not even good!
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jimbono1
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:11 AM |
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Joined: 30 Sep 2007 Location: England
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Necrophilia is a popular choice.
_________________ Khaldun Menetnashte KhalfaniVictor WilkinsonSilent2001 wrote: Jimbono1 is my favourite. ^totally not a lie or anything.
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Dead
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:12 AM |
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Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Location: Tarkuul
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jimbono1 wrote: Necrophilia is a popular choice. Also grafting.
_________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Login: Narkudauman~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ╬ Join the Magisterium Mortis ╬
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AzureLuna
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:19 AM |
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Joined: 26 Jul 2010
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Dead wrote: jimbono1 wrote: Necrophilia is a popular choice. Also grafting. Dem bones.
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Genar_Detkasa
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:21 AM |
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Joined: 22 Sep 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia [GMT +10]
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Dev Disco wrote: sex sells. We'll first try a minor, tasteful addition I read that so wrongly.
_________________ NWN Account Name: KnightProtector
Last edited by Genar_Detkasa on Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:27 AM, edited 1 time in total.
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Drakos_Vek
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:22 AM |
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Joined: 22 Sep 2006
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The immediate responses give no good image of the Tarkuul gang.
_________________ Kerath Zau'tar - Underdark commander and thief - Scheming and lurking. Derryn de'Drenise - Watcher of Helm - Scolder of witches and wizards
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LadyJeanine
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:24 AM |
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Joined: 23 Sep 2010 Location: Northeast Oklahoma, USA
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Wow... She's Amia-zing!
_________________ TormakSaber wrote: ... FUCK YEAH PRISCILLA ROCK ON \m/
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Murex
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:24 AM |
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Joined: 01 Dec 2009
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Scantaly clad Succubi Tieflings to the rescue!
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Liz
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:29 AM |
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Joined: 28 May 2010 Location: Smallville
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I really have no idea what's going on here. What banner are we talking about?
_________________ Winner of Amia's "Most Ethical Time Traveler" award 2026 Character Portraits!
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NinjaClarinet
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:30 AM |
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Joined: 12 Jul 2010
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Clear your cache or it'll take a while to appear.
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Liz
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:36 AM |
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Joined: 28 May 2010 Location: Smallville
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... please tell me that's an early April Fools joke. Seriously.
_________________ Winner of Amia's "Most Ethical Time Traveler" award 2026 Character Portraits!
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MadrikVale
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:42 AM |
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Joined: 14 May 2009 Location: Evanston, Wyoming
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omg, that's absolutely hilarious. Wow, Dev. hahahaha
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T0mc4t89
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:48 AM |
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Joined: 17 Oct 2012 Location: A hut in Howness. (GMT+2)
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I'll have to register a complaint. Some of the buttons sink into the picture. Hard to see.
_________________ Characters: Elder Torsten Eadgarsson "He’d only shown the best of intentions. Firm but not unreasonable. Eager to protect what was his but not eager to overextend his reach, to push himself on to others."
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TormakSaber
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:53 AM |
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Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere
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About time
_________________ Davion Telemos - Monk of the Four Winds Korthan Isharnos - Dragon Shaman of Thunder Spirit Zamasham
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Strawberry Stallion
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:56 AM |
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Joined: 15 Aug 2010
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It's not even april first yet.
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Sunkin Sheep
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:57 AM |
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Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Location: San Frantastic, California
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Maybe we can ask them to advertise our server on the porn site too.
_________________ Character Status: Mynna- Guldorand Samrael Cymere-Winya Ravana Laika-Unknown
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exquisitelyme
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 9:16 AM |
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Joined: 26 May 2009
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Sunkin Sheep wrote: Maybe we can ask them to advertise our server on the porn site too. Tell them that our next big event will be this: http://ofdiceandmenrpg.blogspot.com.br/ ... sutra.html
_________________ I play: Frums Deedone, the Green Child Balrig Sootkiln, Blood and Vellum
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Ziacat
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 9:19 AM |
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Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: Finland GMT +2 (+3 in summer)
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Incredibly Dutch.
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Claimh Solais
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 9:58 AM |
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Joined: 01 Apr 2011
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_________________ Inactive as of November 28, 2013
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NinjaClarinet
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:01 AM |
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Joined: 12 Jul 2010
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We need a better girl 
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Shadowfiend
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:02 AM |
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Joined: 17 Oct 2011 Location: The Hall of the Mountain King
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I just got one word (sound) to say about this: Eh...
_________________ I am not weird, I am limited edition
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Amarice-Elaraliel
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:03 AM |
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Joined: 20 Jan 2006
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Catgirls for everyone!!!
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TormakSaber
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:05 AM |
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Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere
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Excellent.
_________________ Davion Telemos - Monk of the Four Winds Korthan Isharnos - Dragon Shaman of Thunder Spirit Zamasham
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Shadowfiend
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:11 AM |
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Joined: 17 Oct 2011 Location: The Hall of the Mountain King
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RAWR
_________________ I am not weird, I am limited edition
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Amarice-Elaraliel
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:13 AM |
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Joined: 20 Jan 2006
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I seriously hope you said that like Mr. Burns, Tormak.
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Guardian
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 11:24 AM |
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Joined: 15 Dec 2009 Location: The Sky Above The Rain.
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Amarice-Elaraliel wrote: I seriously hope you said that like Mr. Burns, Tormak.  That's both nature AND mr. Burns for you, m'love. And good move, D. Just cross out that pointless note about banned cybering and we're in top five in no time  . Quote: Amia is aimed at an exclusively adult audience. We DON'T want a moderate and tasteful environment that appeals to a broad range of players. We therefore enforce public and private cybering as well as excessively graphic torture. Eh... Eh?
_________________ Mercadier - *sleeps six feet under the warm sands of Khem* Alex - Life is adventure or nothing! Eddie - Sex, drugs and rock'n... more sex. ========= Obsidian (inactive)
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Shadowfiend
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 11:38 AM |
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Joined: 17 Oct 2011 Location: The Hall of the Mountain King
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Quote: Amia is aimed at an exclusively adult audience. We DON'T want a moderate and tasteful environment that appeals to a broad range of players. We therefore enforce public and private cybering as well as excessively graphic torture. I dunno..Make Amia C where stuff like this is allowed? Besides, wait till May with this! or you will have to wait to May without -Earalenia-! and my, I am not sure if I would survive that!
_________________ I am not weird, I am limited edition
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Guardian
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 11:40 AM |
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Joined: 15 Dec 2009 Location: The Sky Above The Rain.
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Shadowfiend wrote: I dunno..Make Amia C where stuff like this is allowed? Besides, wait till May with this! or you will have to wait to May without -Earalenia-! and my, I am not sure if I would survive that! Dev Disco wrote: And don't be a prude, please. 
_________________ Mercadier - *sleeps six feet under the warm sands of Khem* Alex - Life is adventure or nothing! Eddie - Sex, drugs and rock'n... more sex. ========= Obsidian (inactive)
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Herr Delta Houdini
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 12:06 PM |
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Location: England
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Oh you. 
_________________ Ael'thil Rilyn'tlithar Previously known as: Anubis
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slkNihilus
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 13:21 PM |
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alamut
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 13:49 PM |
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Joined: 07 Apr 2009
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Hey folks !
I almost got smashed doing that half naked lady on top right saying I love Amia ! People accused me of watching porn !
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666WaysToHell
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 14:26 PM |
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Joined: 22 Nov 2010 Location: Western Australia
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Wait.. You mean Amia isn't a porn site!? 
_________________ Aoth Nathandem - Wizard of house Tholaunt and chosen of Ma'at.
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jimbono1
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:02 PM |
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Joined: 30 Sep 2007 Location: England
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Did... someone say catgirl?LadyJeanine wrote: Wow... She's Amia-zing! And wow. Just.. Wow.  That is worse than some of my puns.
_________________ Khaldun Menetnashte KhalfaniVictor WilkinsonSilent2001 wrote: Jimbono1 is my favourite. ^totally not a lie or anything.
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Remal
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:10 PM |
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Joined: 12 Feb 2011 Location: Elsewhen
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Strawberry Stallion wrote: It's not even april first yet. A bit pre-mature? 
_________________ "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry
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foerum
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:21 PM |
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Joined: 29 Mar 2013
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I'm a new player here. I started here because I picked up Baulder's Gate: Enhanced Edition on Steam for $9.99, got bored because it was outdated, and decided to buy NWN. Then months later, when I was bored because I thought NWN multiplayer didn't exist, I saw a comment in a thread on Reddit mentioning it then found this site.
I truly believe there are plenty of people who would love to play here if they knew it existed and it was also EASY to get started.
What does an absolutely new NWN player like myself need to do to get started?
1. Buy NWN likely from GOG.com ($9.99?) 2. Download & Install NWN. 3. Install the latest patch. 4. Request a multiplayer CD-key from GOG.com because they don't give you a working one by default, this takes 24-48 hours. 5. Install the Amia mod hak, install overrides, create short cut to connect to server or figure out how to connect (this actually isnt explained anywhere I saw in the new player guide). 6. Read and understand the Amia rules, etc. This can be daunting for someone new to RP, such as myself. Is there a basic "how to not upset people on Amia" guide somewhere? Put it in the new player guide?
It might be evident now what the problem is here.. if you aren't already targetting an existing NWN player there is a LOT of work that goes into getting from start to playing here. I would suggest eliminating as many of those steps as possible or making them as easy as possible if you want to increase population.
Think back to how I started here.. reading Reddit, saw a random comment in a thread, searched for "Amia NWN"... but I already had NWN installed and patched with a multiplayer CD-key.
There are two "new player" problems you have to address.. new NWN players, and new Amia players. Start marketing to a broader market of people who are looking for any interesting RPG, provide them with a complete, idiot's proof guide to buying NWN and doing everything necessary to get started on Amia having never played DnD or NWN before.
Then place a small call to action somewhere, or use as a landing page in marketing campaigns, this true "new player" guide for people who don't even have NWN. Just be Amia, not NWN Amia. Above the fold on this guide have a bunch of interesting screen shots from Amia, etc and below the fold have those 6 steps above with no more than 1-2 sentences for each steps and direct links to every download including the GOG purchase page.
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Shadowfiend
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:50 PM |
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Joined: 17 Oct 2011 Location: The Hall of the Mountain King
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On a more serious note! (I guess I am a prude, and am proud of it!) The time Amia starts encouraging erotic role playing (with models for it and such), is the time when Amia looses it's credibility. Though, there's a difference of allowing and encouraging, and I see no harm in allowing erotic rp in tells or whispers. And just to be less of a prude: jimbono1 wrote: Did... someone say catgirl?LadyJeanine wrote: Wow... She's Amia-zing! And wow. Just.. Wow.  That is worse than some of my puns. I repeat: RAWR
_________________ I am not weird, I am limited edition
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Amarice-Elaraliel
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 17:37 PM |
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Joined: 20 Jan 2006
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Guardian wrote: Amarice-Elaraliel wrote: I seriously hope you said that like Mr. Burns, Tormak.  That's both nature AND mr. Burns for you, m'love. Shamelessly stole that picture. 
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DolphinRacer
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 18:32 PM |
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Joined: 01 May 2009 Location: GMT-8 Bangor, Washington
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Seems legit.
_________________ Sir Taelar Ardelyn of Wiltun Winner of the Razor Tongued Award 2015!
Kira "Penny" Sigers Better than Boulderdash!
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Naivatkal
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 19:06 PM |
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Joined: 26 May 2010
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I'll fap to that.
_________________ Whomst've'll'd'mn't I play: Salema Nefahri :: A penny for your thots Zrae'a'stra'fryn :: That which nightmares are made of Khasir :: From the East a storm is coming
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Herr Delta Houdini
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 19:09 PM |
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Location: England
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alamut wrote: Hey folks !
I almost got smashed doing that half naked lady on top right saying I love Amia ! People accused me of watching porn ! The one time you're not actually looking, and you happen to get accused. Typical. 
_________________ Ael'thil Rilyn'tlithar Previously known as: Anubis
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Pony
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 19:11 PM |
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Joined: 07 May 2005
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It is actually great for reading the forum at the work place!
"What the heck is that? Are you on some World of Warcraft forum?" "No! I am just looking for porn!"
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Eurgiga
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 20:22 PM |
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Joined: 12 Jun 2012
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foerum wrote: I'm a new player here. I started here because I picked up Baulder's Gate: Enhanced Edition on Steam for $9.99, got bored because it was outdated, and decided to buy NWN. Then months later, when I was bored because I thought NWN multiplayer didn't exist, I saw a comment in a thread on Reddit mentioning it then found this site.
I truly believe there are plenty of people who would love to play here if they knew it existed and it was also EASY to get started.
What does an absolutely new NWN player like myself need to do to get started?
1. Buy NWN likely from GOG.com ($9.99?) 2. Download & Install NWN. 3. Install the latest patch. 4. Request a multiplayer CD-key from GOG.com because they don't give you a working one by default, this takes 24-48 hours. 5. Install the Amia mod hak, install overrides, create short cut to connect to server or figure out how to connect (this actually isnt explained anywhere I saw in the new player guide). 6. Read and understand the Amia rules, etc. This can be daunting for someone new to RP, such as myself. Is there a basic "how to not upset people on Amia" guide somewhere? Put it in the new player guide?
It might be evident now what the problem is here.. if you aren't already targetting an existing NWN player there is a LOT of work that goes into getting from start to playing here. I would suggest eliminating as many of those steps as possible or making them as easy as possible if you want to increase population.
Think back to how I started here.. reading Reddit, saw a random comment in a thread, searched for "Amia NWN"... but I already had NWN installed and patched with a multiplayer CD-key.
There are two "new player" problems you have to address.. new NWN players, and new Amia players. Start marketing to a broader market of people who are looking for any interesting RPG, provide them with a complete, idiot's proof guide to buying NWN and doing everything necessary to get started on Amia having never played DnD or NWN before.
Then place a small call to action somewhere, or use as a landing page in marketing campaigns, this true "new player" guide for people who don't even have NWN. Just be Amia, not NWN Amia. Above the fold on this guide have a bunch of interesting screen shots from Amia, etc and below the fold have those 6 steps above with no more than 1-2 sentences for each steps and direct links to every download including the GOG purchase page. This should be a stickied guide.
_________________ ~Diana de Priondragas - Enigmatic druid, Arbiter, Counselor, Bear. ~Corinn Aldaine - Just a girl with a big heart... who can turn you into a newt. ~Vigdis Haldorsdottr - Walk softly and carry a big axe.
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P Three
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 20:56 PM |
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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AzureLuna wrote: Sinfar: Lesbian-Tiefling-Drow Mistress-Genasi-Half-Celestial-Cleric-of-Bane-Who's-Actually-Faithless-And-Lawful-Good edition! And horsecocks. But so much +1.
_________________ Bobo_Underhill wrote: Ley lines, y'all. Just let me go wrangle up my cowboy boots and lasso us up some magic.
Yee-haw! Aly'dra Zau'ana: Priestessish Of EilistraeeDanika Nefzen: Druid of the EarthmotherDelia Am'Anodel: Paladin of Torm
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Murex
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 21:19 PM |
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Joined: 01 Dec 2009
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What's with all the avatars and junk with the girls that all look the same?
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Cerpin Taxt
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 21:21 PM |
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Joined: 20 Aug 2010
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Murex wrote: What's with all the avatars and junk with the girls that all look the same? Porn star named Amia.
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666WaysToHell
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Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 21:33 PM |
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Joined: 22 Nov 2010 Location: Western Australia
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Amia Miley, or at least that's what she calls herself.
_________________ Aoth Nathandem - Wizard of house Tholaunt and chosen of Ma'at.
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