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Dev Disco
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 7:57 AM 

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We have tried a lot attract new players over the last two years. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. So we decided that we are going to try the oldest trick in the marketing book: sex sells. We'll first try a minor, tasteful addition (the banner, in case you missed it). If it works we'll see if we can strike a deal with some adult entertainment site and cross-reference it with ours.

And don't be a prude, please.

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GreatPigeon
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:01 AM 

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We will show kinky kingdom up!

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NinjaClarinet
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:02 AM 



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I'm confused.


 
      
AzureLuna
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:09 AM 

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Sinfar: Lesbian-Tiefling-Drow Mistress-Genasi-Half-Celestial-Cleric-of-Bane-Who's-Actually-Faithless-And-Lawful-Good edition!

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NinjaClarinet
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:11 AM 



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Azure, I demand a better sexy fantasy lady. That one's not even good!


 
      
jimbono1
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:11 AM 

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Necrophilia is a popular choice.

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Dead
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:12 AM 

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jimbono1 wrote:
Necrophilia is a popular choice.


Also grafting.

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AzureLuna
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:19 AM 

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Dead wrote:
jimbono1 wrote:
Necrophilia is a popular choice.


Also grafting.


Dem bones.

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Genar_Detkasa
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:21 AM 

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Dev Disco wrote:
sex sells. We'll first try a minor, tasteful addition


I read that so wrongly.

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Drakos_Vek
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:22 AM 

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The immediate responses give no good image of the Tarkuul gang.

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LadyJeanine
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:24 AM 

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Wow... She's Amia-zing!

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Murex
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:24 AM 

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Scantaly clad Succubi Tieflings to the rescue!

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Liz
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:29 AM 

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I really have no idea what's going on here. What banner are we talking about?

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NinjaClarinet
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:30 AM 



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Clear your cache or it'll take a while to appear.


 
      
Liz
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:36 AM 

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... please tell me that's an early April Fools joke. Seriously.

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MadrikVale
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:42 AM 

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omg, that's absolutely hilarious. Wow, Dev. hahahaha


 
      
T0mc4t89
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:48 AM 



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I'll have to register a complaint. Some of the buttons sink into the picture. Hard to see.

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TormakSaber
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:53 AM 

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About time

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Strawberry Stallion
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:56 AM 

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It's not even april first yet.

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Sunkin Sheep
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 8:57 AM 

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Maybe we can ask them to advertise our server on the porn site too.

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exquisitelyme
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 9:16 AM 

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Sunkin Sheep wrote:
Maybe we can ask them to advertise our server on the porn site too.


Tell them that our next big event will be this: http://ofdiceandmenrpg.blogspot.com.br/ ... sutra.html

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Ziacat
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 9:19 AM 

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Incredibly Dutch.

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Claimh Solais
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 9:58 AM 

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NinjaClarinet
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:01 AM 



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We need a better girl :?


 
      
Shadowfiend
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:02 AM 

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I just got one word (sound) to say about this:
Eh...

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Amarice-Elaraliel
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:03 AM 

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Catgirls for everyone!!!

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TormakSaber
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:05 AM 

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Excellent.

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Shadowfiend
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:11 AM 

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RAWR

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Amarice-Elaraliel
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 10:13 AM 

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I seriously hope you said that like Mr. Burns, Tormak.

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Guardian
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 11:24 AM 

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Amarice-Elaraliel wrote:
I seriously hope you said that like Mr. Burns, Tormak.


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That's both nature AND mr. Burns for you, m'love.

And good move, D. Just cross out that pointless note about banned cybering and we're in top five in no time :P .

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Amia is aimed at an exclusively adult audience. We DON'T want a moderate and tasteful environment that appeals to a broad range of players. We therefore enforce public and private cybering as well as excessively graphic torture.


Eh... Eh?

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Shadowfiend
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 11:38 AM 

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Amia is aimed at an exclusively adult audience. We DON'T want a moderate and tasteful environment that appeals to a broad range of players. We therefore enforce public and private cybering as well as excessively graphic torture.


I dunno..Make Amia C where stuff like this is allowed?
Besides, wait till May with this! or you will have to wait to May without -Earalenia-! and my, I am not sure if I would survive that!

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Guardian
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 11:40 AM 

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Shadowfiend wrote:
I dunno..Make Amia C where stuff like this is allowed?
Besides, wait till May with this! or you will have to wait to May without -Earalenia-! and my, I am not sure if I would survive that!


Dev Disco wrote:
And don't be a prude, please.


8)

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Herr Delta Houdini
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 12:06 PM 

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Oh you.

:lol:

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slkNihilus
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 13:21 PM 

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I approve this message.


 
      
alamut
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 13:49 PM 

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Hey folks !

I almost got smashed doing that half naked lady on top right saying I love Amia ! People accused me of watching porn !


 
      
666WaysToHell
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 14:26 PM 

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Wait.. You mean Amia isn't a porn site!? :cry:

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jimbono1
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:02 PM 

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Did... someone say catgirl?

LadyJeanine wrote:
Wow... She's Amia-zing!


And wow. Just.. Wow. :| That is worse than some of my puns.

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Remal
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:10 PM 

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Strawberry Stallion wrote:
It's not even april first yet.


A bit pre-mature? :mrgreen:

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foerum
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:21 PM 

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I'm a new player here. I started here because I picked up Baulder's Gate: Enhanced Edition on Steam for $9.99, got bored because it was outdated, and decided to buy NWN. Then months later, when I was bored because I thought NWN multiplayer didn't exist, I saw a comment in a thread on Reddit mentioning it then found this site.

I truly believe there are plenty of people who would love to play here if they knew it existed and it was also EASY to get started.

What does an absolutely new NWN player like myself need to do to get started?

1. Buy NWN likely from GOG.com ($9.99?)
2. Download & Install NWN.
3. Install the latest patch.
4. Request a multiplayer CD-key from GOG.com because they don't give you a working one by default, this takes 24-48 hours.
5. Install the Amia mod hak, install overrides, create short cut to connect to server or figure out how to connect (this actually isnt explained anywhere I saw in the new player guide).
6. Read and understand the Amia rules, etc. This can be daunting for someone new to RP, such as myself. Is there a basic "how to not upset people on Amia" guide somewhere? Put it in the new player guide?

It might be evident now what the problem is here.. if you aren't already targetting an existing NWN player there is a LOT of work that goes into getting from start to playing here. I would suggest eliminating as many of those steps as possible or making them as easy as possible if you want to increase population.

Think back to how I started here.. reading Reddit, saw a random comment in a thread, searched for "Amia NWN"... but I already had NWN installed and patched with a multiplayer CD-key.

There are two "new player" problems you have to address.. new NWN players, and new Amia players. Start marketing to a broader market of people who are looking for any interesting RPG, provide them with a complete, idiot's proof guide to buying NWN and doing everything necessary to get started on Amia having never played DnD or NWN before.

Then place a small call to action somewhere, or use as a landing page in marketing campaigns, this true "new player" guide for people who don't even have NWN. Just be Amia, not NWN Amia. Above the fold on this guide have a bunch of interesting screen shots from Amia, etc and below the fold have those 6 steps above with no more than 1-2 sentences for each steps and direct links to every download including the GOG purchase page.


 
      
Shadowfiend
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 16:50 PM 

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On a more serious note! (I guess I am a prude, and am proud of it!)

The time Amia starts encouraging erotic role playing (with models for it and such), is the time when Amia looses it's credibility. Though, there's a difference of allowing and encouraging, and I see no harm in allowing erotic rp in tells or whispers.

And just to be less of a prude:
jimbono1 wrote:
Did... someone say catgirl?

LadyJeanine wrote:
Wow... She's Amia-zing!


And wow. Just.. Wow. :| That is worse than some of my puns.


I repeat: RAWR

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Amarice-Elaraliel
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 17:37 PM 

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Guardian wrote:
Amarice-Elaraliel wrote:
I seriously hope you said that like Mr. Burns, Tormak.


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That's both nature AND mr. Burns for you, m'love.


Shamelessly stole that picture. :twisted:

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DolphinRacer
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 18:32 PM 

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Seems legit.

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Naivatkal
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 19:06 PM 

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I'll fap to that.

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Herr Delta Houdini
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 19:09 PM 

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alamut wrote:
Hey folks !

I almost got smashed doing that half naked lady on top right saying I love Amia ! People accused me of watching porn !


The one time you're not actually looking, and you happen to get accused. Typical. :P

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Pony
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 19:11 PM 



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It is actually great for reading the forum at the work place!

"What the heck is that? Are you on some World of Warcraft forum?"
"No! I am just looking for porn!"


 
      
Eurgiga
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 20:22 PM 

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foerum wrote:
I'm a new player here. I started here because I picked up Baulder's Gate: Enhanced Edition on Steam for $9.99, got bored because it was outdated, and decided to buy NWN. Then months later, when I was bored because I thought NWN multiplayer didn't exist, I saw a comment in a thread on Reddit mentioning it then found this site.

I truly believe there are plenty of people who would love to play here if they knew it existed and it was also EASY to get started.

What does an absolutely new NWN player like myself need to do to get started?

1. Buy NWN likely from GOG.com ($9.99?)
2. Download & Install NWN.
3. Install the latest patch.
4. Request a multiplayer CD-key from GOG.com because they don't give you a working one by default, this takes 24-48 hours.
5. Install the Amia mod hak, install overrides, create short cut to connect to server or figure out how to connect (this actually isnt explained anywhere I saw in the new player guide).
6. Read and understand the Amia rules, etc. This can be daunting for someone new to RP, such as myself. Is there a basic "how to not upset people on Amia" guide somewhere? Put it in the new player guide?

It might be evident now what the problem is here.. if you aren't already targetting an existing NWN player there is a LOT of work that goes into getting from start to playing here. I would suggest eliminating as many of those steps as possible or making them as easy as possible if you want to increase population.

Think back to how I started here.. reading Reddit, saw a random comment in a thread, searched for "Amia NWN"... but I already had NWN installed and patched with a multiplayer CD-key.

There are two "new player" problems you have to address.. new NWN players, and new Amia players. Start marketing to a broader market of people who are looking for any interesting RPG, provide them with a complete, idiot's proof guide to buying NWN and doing everything necessary to get started on Amia having never played DnD or NWN before.

Then place a small call to action somewhere, or use as a landing page in marketing campaigns, this true "new player" guide for people who don't even have NWN. Just be Amia, not NWN Amia. Above the fold on this guide have a bunch of interesting screen shots from Amia, etc and below the fold have those 6 steps above with no more than 1-2 sentences for each steps and direct links to every download including the GOG purchase page.


This should be a stickied guide.

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P Three
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 20:56 PM 

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AzureLuna wrote:
Sinfar: Lesbian-Tiefling-Drow Mistress-Genasi-Half-Celestial-Cleric-of-Bane-Who's-Actually-Faithless-And-Lawful-Good edition!



And horsecocks. But so much +1.

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Murex
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 21:19 PM 

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What's with all the avatars and junk with the girls that all look the same?

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Cerpin Taxt
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 21:21 PM 

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Murex wrote:
What's with all the avatars and junk with the girls that all look the same?


Porn star named Amia.

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666WaysToHell
 
PostPosted: Sun, Mar 31 2013, 21:33 PM 

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Amia Miley, or at least that's what she calls herself.

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